It's Really Cold Outside!

 February 8th, Ano 3

It's Really Cold Outside

It is really cold
Cold enough not a bird to be seen in 3 days
Even in the deep thickets.
Really cold with Snow
Brings fun games to those with Means.
Never-been-used Snowboards
next to over-powered four-wheelers
deep in the mancave toy hauler.
The one behind the Has-Every-Option Pick 'em up Truck.
Be back Monday!

It's really cold 
Cold enough to borrow a 5 gallon bucket of antifreeze
from the SUV parked in the dark.
It's really cold outside.
The new-well-used battery came with jumper cables free,
only one clamp needs a spring
It's really cold outside.
When you wear old winter Carharts over even older Carharts
take'n a leak is interesting
It's really cold outside.
When the dog poop freezes to the carpet inside
It's really cold outside.
And you have the roll of bills for the wheel bearings to pay for propane
It's really cold outside.
 When HR calls at 2:30AM to inform you
your 3:30am shift is still scheduled,
It's really cold outside.  


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